Commenting on the five "American" students arrested in Pakistan, Obama--first at a loss for words (no teleprompter)--stammered and hemmed-and-hawed before coming out with that these "twisted ideologies" are available on the Internet.
Twisted Ideologies? Now come on, haven't you read your koran lately Mr. president? Jihad is plainly called for, not "twisted" from some "peace-loving ideology."
. . . and ooh---uh--aah--'bout that "peace prize," see how we that momentous occassion is being celebrated at Gates of Vienna
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